Roleplay continued...hopefully...

{Awh!}

Winnie: I will not breathe Jesse Tuck! If those airbags were to deploy we wouldn't be harmed. But with her in my arms she'd be squished like a blueberry! I will not have my daughter squished like a blueberry at one day old. I refuse to have a squished blueberry for a daughter. I prefer her just the way she is now. and just the way she was when she popped out. And she is not being turned into a squished blueberry! We need a car seat Jesse Tuck. I will not have her in that car without one!

Miles:*crying*

(XD I was tiny)

Sophia: *whimpers*

Jesse: Okay, but if she doesn't fit?

Anna: *sniffles*

Winnie: Then I'm walking home with her in my arms. I will not have her in a car without a car seat. That's what they were made for that's what they need to be used for. *rubs Sophia's head gently* Shh baby Mommy's sorry. Mommy's sorry. Mommy's just trying to keep you from turning into a squished blueberry yes little darling.

Miles:*crying*

Sophia: *asleep*

Jesse: Or you could sit in the backseat with her.

Anna: *cries*

Winnie:*gives him a look* Jesse Tuck. I will not have her in a car without a carseat that fits. She doesn't fit, either we make it fit or I'm walking and she's with me. She is not getting turned into a squished blueberry. We hit a bump and she goes flying then we crash and the airbags deploy, squished blueberry. There are airbags in back too...oh my god the cars not safe...*whimpers* I'm gonna have a squished blueberry for a daughter! Squished blueberries don't live!

{U gotta admit, this is kinda funny}

Miles:8crying*

Jesse: No, you won't. I know how to drive. She'll be safe. I promise. With or without a car seat.

(Lol yeah)

Anna: *cries*

Winnie: Are you arguing with me Jesse Tuck? Didn't anyone ever tell you not to argue with a woman who just pushed something out of a hole that is three times too small? Especially when it is your own girl! Sophia will not be riding in a car without a car seat that fits properly. And right now we do not have a car seat at all so she's not going in the car. I will not have a squished blueberry for a daughter. Mind I'll love her anyway, she'll be dead. Blueberries die when squished! We kill blueberries when we eat them! Cause they're squished! I will not have my daughter be a squished dead blueberry!

Miles:8crying*

Jesse: I didn't say if the carseat will fit I'm saying what if Sophia won't fit? She's so little. We won't have a blueberry for a daughter.

Sophia; *whimpers again*

Anna: *upset*

Winnie: Jesse Tuck! Arguing with an hormonal woman who just gave birth is not a good idea! Car seats are adjustable last I heard. If it won't fit right or if she does not fit right I will be walking home with her in my arms. I will not have her riding in that death trap you call a car. I don't trust those things! *to Sophia* Sorry baby. Mommy's sorry.

Miles:*crying*

Jesse: Okay, okay.

Anna: *cries*

Winnie: Did you just roll your eyes at me Jesse Tuck? *suddenly bursts into tears and cries into his chest*

Miles:*crying*

Jesse: *holds her knows it's the hormones*

Sophia: *being squished*

Anna: *hugs him tightly*

Winnie:*cries* I'm a bad mother!!!!!!

Miles:*crying*

Jesse: No, you're not.

Anna: Sh...

Winnie: Yes I am! I don't even have a car seat for my baby! I dont even have clothes for my baby! *crying*

Miles:*crying*

Jesse: Sh...it's okay. We can get them.

Anna: *cries*

Winnie: My daughter's gonna be naked forever! *crying* I'm gonna have a naked squished blueberry for a daughter!

Miles:*crying*

Jesse: No, she's not. We can buy them.

Anna: Sh...

Winnie: Jesse! We don't have all these things! We should have them! We need a car seat! She should fit, from what the doctor said she was overdue. Clothes, diapers, wipes, toys...what baby doesn't have toys!

Miles:*crying*

Jesse: We can get them. Calm down.

Sophia: *whimpers*

Anna: *feels like a sad excuse for a girlfriend tears fall again*

Winnie: She hasn't even been cleaned off yet Jesse! She's still covered in gunk. We need so many things we don't have! She's going home tomorrow! How can we get all these things in one night when we're both here.

Miles;*curls on the floor, hugging his knees*

Jesse: I will calm down.

Anna: *leans against the rock* I'm so sorry Miles...

Winnie: You will what Jesse? Jesse. We need more baby things. We don't have so many important things. We need clothes, diapers, wipes, a car seat, toys, blankets, bottles, pacifiers, a car seat, a stroller, a car seat, teethers, a car seat.

Miles:*blank*

Jesse: We have blankets. Ma's made some and I think Ma's made some clothes too. You forget Ma knows how to make stuff.

Anna: *tears fall* (Really Kass?)

Winnie: Well we need more clothes and blankets! And a car seat!

Miles:*blank* {I'm on a roll, I've killed off a young boy, and made a generally sane person absolutely crazed over the safety of a baby}